Twitter Updates for 2009-06-28

June 28th, 2009 by philipnorton42
  • "Free delivery on orders over £25 when collecting in store (selected stores only)" – ASDA website #
  • RT @donttrythis AT&T is attempting to charge me 11k for a few hours of web surfing in Canada. Pls RT! #attsucks #
  • Put it in vertical portrait view. Er… #
  • Jam Bun Jovi being played in office = Carcass on my iPod #
  • RT @shaunfensom: Manchester Digital event on Tuesday 30th 6pm – Developing with Adobe Air http://bit.ly/PVUyR. #McrDig – please RT #
  • Wondering why I removed Michael Jackson from my dead pool this year! #
  • Check out my flock of followers at http://twittersheep.com/?philipnorton42 #
  • Wow! @msofficeus is breaking HTML email by using Word to display emails in Outlook 2010. See http://fixoutlook.org and RT #
  • I have heard that grain-fed animals are the tastiest of all….so if it came down to cannibalism, I’m picking a vegan! #
  • Well done BBC on two great shows. Top Gear followed by James May to the moon. #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-06-21

June 21st, 2009 by philipnorton42
  • Got my Drupal 6 book this morning. For some reason it is a lot thicker than the Drupal 5 book I have. Input! #
  • I just didn't get an iphone. Thus meaning that I didn't spend over £200 (on top of monthly charges). So I'm still financially solvent! :) #
  • There is no god… #
  • The British Chiropractic Association happily promotes bogus treatments! Please RT and support Simon Singh! #
  • Watching Krod Mandoon and wondering who writes this shit. Yet another BBC fail! How about some jokes! #
  • RT @Schroedinger99: maybe Simon Singh was right: not a jot of evidence that chiropractic can treat colic. #singhbca http://bit.ly/EaEvq #
  • Finally getting to grips with Drupal. Only taken me a week and a half! #
  • Reflected sound of underground spirits. #
  • Just updated my Social Media Wordpress plugin. #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-06-14

June 14th, 2009 by philipnorton42
  • Free beer! I love this job! :D #
  • Drupal ate my soul… #
  • Good first day in the new job. Getting to grips with Drupal and trying to learn everyone’s name. #
  • RT @dogbomb: URGENT anti BNP protest TODAY Manchester Piccadilly Gardens 17:30 UNITE AGAINST FASCISM (re BNP being voted in) pls RT #
  • Watching the reaction to the #BNP vote on Twitter http://twitter.com/#search?q=BNP 100% negative! #
  • I wish they didn’t keep harping on about the #bnp on the news. It’s just what they want! #
  • If you didn’t vote in protest you are responsible for letting the BNP in. #
  • Bacon and cheese scones! Yum #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-06-07

June 7th, 2009 by philipnorton42
  • With Humans, nothing sinks in the first time. And furthermore, you may be surprised to hear that NOTHING sinks in the first time. #
  • As of today I am now officially unemployed! At least until Monday when I start my new job. :) #
  • Padiham and Burnley West seem to have a large population of inbred knuckle dragging idiots! #ukelections #
  • I voted today! There are some scary parties on that ballot paper! #
  • RT @MedionUK: Is your PC a sissy? http://bit.ly/198SKE #
  • RT 1jh: #PHPNW 09 will be held on 10th October 2009 at the Manchester Conference Centre… http://bit.ly/FBZHB – please RT! #
  • #MrTweet I recommend @phpcodemonkey because he a keen, friendly and talented geek, esp. when it comes to LAMP technologies and social media. #
  • Just realised that Chrome has implemented the middle click and scroll feature. Nice! #
  • RT @HereticChick: Bill Donahue is an ASS http://is.gd/KCdV isn’t it time for him to just crawl under a rock and die? #
  • Sat down in a barbers yesterday and I was asked what I wanted. It occurred to me that it should be bloody obvious!! #
  • On a scale of 1 to Abraham Lincoln I am yellow. #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-05-31

May 31st, 2009 by philipnorton42
  • Just phoned a tech support line and was told to email instead as the guy was leaving in 30 mins. #
  • RT @ap4a: RT @phillprice: RT @Bluefinch: Bird uses body as dam to stop chicks getting soaked: http://tinyurl.com/p8yt8d #
  • I’ve finally figured it out, and it was Wordpress wpautop and wptexturize functions all along! #
  • Debating with a creationist is like trying to nail jelly to the ceiling. #
  • RT @pzmyers Oh, no — she’s questioning everything they taught her!: http://tinyurl.com/p94cqo #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-05-24

May 24th, 2009 by philipnorton42
  • Oh, what a brick! :@ #
  • The good thing about the Internet is that anyone can do it. The bad thing about the Internet is that anyone can do it! #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-05-17

May 17th, 2009 by philipnorton42
  • I just vomited in my mouth! #EUROVISION #
  • OH: That’s a nice Gypsy Horse Dave. #
  • A grumpy programmer is an unproductive programmer. #
  • I hate it when a company puts “online” in their domain name. In case you were wondering if the website u are looking at is on the internet! #
  • I’ve set up a rule so that your emails go into the right folder. It’s called “Deleted Items”. #
  • “I prayed for reason, I got some, so I stopped praying.” – Evan Bernstein, SGU #
  • RT @howdomedia: Rippleffect revamps Chester Racecourse – North West Media News – How-Do http://ow.ly/6PE6 #
  • RT @digidickinson RT @paulbradshaw RT @joannageary: RT @emilybell RT @datastore MPs exes as spreadsheets http://bit.ly/D5a45 #mpexpense #
  • You guys really are pathetic. Why do I even bother! Circling the drain… #
  • Why is hardcoding.com taken? And again, why am I looking it up? :S #
  • OH:”HTML Validation is a W3Schools thing” #
  • Can’t believe 101010.com is taken. But then again, why am I even looking it up? #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-05-10

May 10th, 2009 by philipnorton42
  • Had a great day running PHP tests and meeting the PHPNW user group. Thanks to all involved! #
  • OH: They’re my pens and I can sniff them all day! #phptestfest #
  • Thank you @ibuildings for the pizza! (and coffee) #phptestfest #
  • In Salford Uni getting started on #phptestfest. #
  • Black Wych, Rice Pudding and a letter of resignation. Today was a good day! :) #
  • 404 Page: Sorry but that page has gone on holiday! But hey don’t you worry, we have plenty more web pages for you to enjoy. Cheer up x #
  • Just accidentally sent an email to everyone in my company. Lots of confused people! #emailfail #
  • Happy Star Wars Day! #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-05-03

May 3rd, 2009 by philipnorton42
  • Phil loves Mandy very much! #
  • Or I can spend an hour trying to connect new lappy to wireless network. I really hate wireless sometimes! :@ #
  • What a day. Stress! Multiple avenues of stress! Time for a beer I think…. #
  • Enjoying my new laptop! :D #
  • What is the point of emailing someone if my emails are binned because they might be spam? Even from multiple addresses! #
  • Seen on local sale site “We have a leben Bonn 56 person tent”. 56 person! That’s some tent! :P #
  • Bacon bread! Think about it! :) #

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Twitter Updates for 2009-04-26

April 26th, 2009 by philipnorton42
  • Whaaat is it? #
  • Just finished watching “Avatar the last Airbender”. Utterly brilliant! #
  • How do you add a blog’s RSS feed to a page on Facebook? I can’t seem to figure it out! #
  • I’ll just sit here and stare into space for 15 minutes then… #
  • Google Analytics is great! As long as people don’t copy+paste your analytics code onto their websites! Idiots! #
  • Failed to delete an email from a shared folder in Outlook the 1st suggestion is that I’m trying to delete over 4000 emails at once. #fail #
  • Just tried Quake Live duel mode. I think “humiliating defeat” doesn’t even come close to how I did! #
  • Happiness is coming home to the April edition of PHP Architect :) #
  • And his car alarm goes off again. What is it this time? Too hot? Too many flies? Wrong time of day?! #
  • AMTU product feed documentation = Shockingly bad. Really, really bad! #

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