Another FAIL By The Daily Mail

The Daily Mail Fail are at it again. For some reason they keep on going after social media with a news article every week describing some horror of shared data.

This time the article was titled: “How ‘BT Sarah’ spies on your Facebook account: secret new software allows BT and other firms to trawl internet looking for disgruntled customers.”

Here’s the link

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1284363/How-BT-Sarah-spies-Facebook-account-secret-new-software-allows-BT-firms-trawl-internet-looking-disgruntled-customers.html

My first gripe with this article is the use of the term “secret software” to describe something that takes literally 2 minutes to do and doesn’t even require any software to be installed. Any company can keep track of their brand through a simple Twitter search, but things like Google alerts are also useful. Indeed, a Google search for the term “social media search” reveals site after site who provide exactly this service, and almost all of the time it’s free!

Secondly, social media is an excellent way of keeping tabs on the general feel of your brand online. I would absolutely expect all brands to track their own name on social media sites as the bare minimum of online presence. In my opinion, a company with a good PR department will proactively solve problems that their customers are having using this mechanism.

Think about it, how likely are you to buy from a company a second time if they sort out all of your problems for you on a personal level? The fact that you might have had trouble in the past becomes irrelevant when they turn around and are actually nice to you.

One important lesson the Daily Mail seems to forget time and time again is that *ALL* social media sites allow you to protect your updates from everyone. People have full control over who sees any content on these sites (yes, even on Facebook), so any content they put there is done with the full expectation and understanding that it will be read by someone else.

I really don’t see the problem here.

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Happy New Year 2009

I just thought I would quickly update my blog and wish everybody a happy new year. Highlights of this year are (in no particular order)

  • Turned 30.
  • Changed jobs.
  • My son started school.
  • Visited Windermere on a family holiday.
  • Started writing #! code.

Whatever you are doing in 2010 I wish you happiness and prosperity.

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A Bit Of Tidy Up

I’ve been neglecting this site recently. The last thing I did to it was to enable automatic Twitter updates, which is a bit pointless, especially if you follow me on Twitter. I don’t really know what I want to do with this site, but I might just make it a gateway to my social media profiles.

So I have deleted the Twitter posts and some of the older posts that I don’t like too much.

What I might do is to rarely update this blog and create a front page that links through to my social media profiles and other sites. I may even change the site over to Drupal, which I have been doing a lot of work with recently and quite like how it’s put together.

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RG Search Engine Optimisation Techniques

When optimising sites I use a set of search engine techniques that I have dubbed RG (or Really Good) that allow me to keep at the forefront of the search engine optimisation industry. So I thought I would outline a few of the key techniques that I employ under RG.

The Ethical Meta Tag

My search engine strategies are always ethical, but rather than assume that the search engines understand this I employ the ethical meta tag. When I am optimising a site and I want to make absolutely clear that what I am doing is all above board I would use the following tag in the head section of our page.

<meta name="ethical" content="whitehat" />

Other values of the content attribute include blackhat and greyhat, to cover all eventualities.

Big Truck Title Tags

Rather than having tiny little title tags that don’t describe very much I like to take the approach of creating not just big, but really, really big title tags. This is accomplished by a simple process of copying and pasting the entire contents of a page into the title tag, thus resulting in a keyword rich and relevant title tag.

Roll Of The Dice Heading Tags

As you know, there are 6 heading tags (h1, h2, h3, h4, h5 and h6) so rather than do the usual thing of starting with a h1 and working down; I use a dice to decide which heading tag to use. Every time I come to write one in the code we just throw a dice and use whatever value appears. This keeps the content of each page fresh and interesting for search engine spiders.

Schrodinger’s Cat Search Results

Rather than actually tell anyone what their search results are I prefer to take a more pragmatic approach. If everyone involved assumes that a site will be either "ranked" or "not ranked" then by not checking we are creating a state of quantum flux. The site is both "ranked" and "not ranked" at one and the same time. If anyone actually checked the results the quantum waveform would collapse, so in order to prevent this I simply ban everyone from Google.

By using these RG techniques (and a few others) I can help you to optimise your site and help you achieve the rankings you want.

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Sums And Homeopathy

I recently came across some startling information about homeopathy dilutions, and as a result of this information I thought I would verify how much water would be needed to directly dilute a solution to 30C.

To answer this we need to look at how substances are diluted in homeopathy. If we take a typical homeopathy cure for insomnia, which happens to be pure caffeine, we would start off by diluting this into 100ml of water.
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