Philip Norton

I could survive for 1 minute, 9 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

Longer than I expected to last!

Sacred Reich - Heal

Take a look at this wicked album cover. Music is pretty cool as well.

Any idea what it is? I think it is a knee operation.

Today be international talk like a pirate day, so I be writ’n this here post in pirate talk.

This here be the official talk like a pirate day website.

If ye not be wanting to sail the seven seas to reach that scurvy place then ye can go to the English talk like a pirate day.

Avast! What’s that ye scurvy dog? Don’t know the pirate lingo? Well take the over to loading ready run who can teach ye!

Yarr, it be a good day to talk like a pirate!

I’m not from the USA, nor do I live in their country, and therefore not eligible to vote in their election. However, I still have an opinion and I think that a potted plant is a definite step UP from the current idiot.

Weed apparently….