Matthew: Daddy….

Me: Yes?

Matthew: Doing! (what are you doing?)

Me: I’m having a shave.

Matthew: Oh… (brief pause) Daddy…

Me: Yes?….

Matthew: Doing!

Me: I’m having a shave.

Matthew: Oh… (brief pause) Daddy…

Me: Yes?….

Matthew: Doing!

Me: (deciding that a different strategy might work) I’m using this shaver to remove all of the hair from my face so that I look smart.

Matthew: Oh… (brief pause) Daddy…

Me: Yes?….

Matthew: Doing!

At this point I had finished so I just said that I was finished and continued to get ready for work. The cute things that kids do!

I was in Macclesfield and was just driving along a very straight road with no turns when I noticed this guy in a white van indicating to turn right on the other side of the road. I had no idea where he was meant to be going to I just continued on. The thing is so did he. I was only when I got level with him that I realised that he was trying to get to these two large billboards on the other side of the road. He just turned in while my car was level with his and only just missed me. I actually winced, expecting his little van hit my car. It was only down to luck that he didn’t and I saw in my rear view mirror that he mounted the curb on my side of the road.

How impatient can you get? I can’t really swear on this blog (I would like to keep it clean), but that guy is a rumba rumba snort rip do wally wally ding dong foonar dingbat wibble monster! And I would say it again!